Thirsty?

Here's one of those cool jobs that they never teach you about in school. One that asks that you learn the details of your role on the fly while you are simultaneously up to your armpits in the thick of things and surrounded by others who are equally as confused as you are.

Sort of sounds like developing software in the ever changing world of computers. Only with the one shown in this picture you get to wear a cool t-shirt and shout encouraging things to 54,317 people each morning.

Sigh, if I had it all to do over again. :)